Every trade feeds the machine: a 10% tax in ETH stacks a treasury that buys StonkBrokers at floor, flips them +20%, and torches 100% of the profits into buying back & burning $StonkBrokerStr. No promises. Just a loop.
How it works
Five steps. No human required (but humans allowed — buybacks can be timed manually when buy pressure is low).
The Uniswap V4 hook takes 10% of every buy & sell — always in ETH, never in tokens. The treasury never has to dump.
80% of the tax flows to the NFT treasury. 20% funds development.
Treasury hits floor price → the keeper sweeps the cheapest StonkBroker on OpenSea. Fully on-chain custody.
The NFT is instantly relisted at floor +20%. Diamond hands, automated.
NFT sells → 100% of proceeds buy back $StonkBrokerStr (tax-free) and send it to the dead wallet. Supply only goes down.
→ AND THE LOOP REPEATS. EVERY CYCLE = LESS SUPPLY.
On-chain, right now
The collection we farm
4,444 pixel stock-brokers on Robinhood Chain — each minted with its own funded on-chain wallet. The treasury hunts the floor; everything it catches shows up here.
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Proof of fire
Every buyback is an on-chain event. Verify each one on the explorer — we can't fake this list.
| Block | ETH in | Tokens burned | Tx |
|---|---|---|---|
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The numbers
DYOR-friendly
The cap is hardcoded in the hook contract. Not a promise — a constant. Read it yourself on Blockscout.
The liquidity position NFT is sent to the dead wallet at launch. Nobody — including us — can pull the pool.
Token, hook and treasury are all verified on Blockscout. Every function public, every claim checkable.
No tax logic inside the token. No blacklist. No mint. The tax lives in the pool hook — the token itself is boring on purpose.
distributeFees() is callable by anyone. Fees can only flow to the two configured wallets.
The keeper bot's key can only call whitelisted marketplace functions with a hardcapped daily ETH budget. Compromised bot ≠ drained treasury.
The honest part: this is an experimental degen machine, audited tests but not yet third-party audited, on a brand-new chain. The team owner key can tune fees (≤10%) and manage the treasury. Never trade more than you can afford to burn. This page is not financial advice — it's a description of a loop.